I received this spam email this morning (read and enjoy!)
Subject: Your cognizance is in great necessity
We have attained a payment from you for the draft of £ 1378. Please would you secure me with a remittance, in order for me to reconcile the pronouncing.
I will be sending you a outgiving of outstanding invoices tomorrow, the entire quantum of outstanding is £ 3264 less the 1 sum received making a entire outstanding of £ 1886. We would very much appreciate settlement of this.
As previously noticed we reversed to a limited company on 1st December 2014. We are keen to conclude all the old checks down, for both tax and year end reasons. We would be very grateful in your assistance in settling the outstanding.
If you need any application of bills please do not nibble to contact us
One can’t really hate spammers like Ernesto – they can be a source of fun at times! More fun can be found in this earlier post
…….. And I have just had an email from a ‘Seniour’ Finance Assistant